Slap your short friend 

A day that’s shouldn’t exist, now that I’ve gotten your attention, as a member of the short people committee this day shouldn’t exist. Thank you very much.

Friend1:It’s national slap your short friend today
Friend2:This day shouldn’t even exist

Slap your short friend by 123456789butt December 1, 2020

National eat a short person 

February 2nd is the day that you can eat a short person anyone who is short RUN!!

*eats cutely*

Friend:*in stomach voice* WTF

Me:I can finally eat you now
Me: It’s national eat a short person day

National eat a short person by SmeggsySponge274682 December 21, 2020

supermireologan or sml for short 

a stupied ass youtube channel that mack s fun of retarded kids

sml sucks ass hole supermireologan or sml for short

supermireologan or sml for short by vaynelong August 13, 2017

baby short ass 

A nickname for somebody who is smaller then average for their age and has a small penis

Adam a.k.a baby short ass is small everywhere

baby short ass by Ladee's-J&C July 30, 2008

a dime short 

What happens when you dont have a dime? your broke. so basically a metaphor for a bitchs who's face is broke as fuck, shes far from a dime.

Hakim Lewis quotes,"Note: If a bitch is a dime short, that's worst than a no no face, but is equal to a tip drill."

a dime short by Hakim Lewis May 26, 2005

southie strawberry short cake

A practice popularized by Southie skinheads.

After a girl sucks ur dick bust a nut all over her face then punch her in the face till she bleeds. the cum is like the cake the blood is like the strawberry syrup

"Hey Mahky I heard ya gave Shannon a Southie Strawberry Short cake she ain't soon ta fahget!"

southie strawberry short cake by tavisosullivan August 17, 2006

five cents short of a quarter

1)when you got a couple dimes
2)two hot chicks... nickel

when you see two dimes walking down the street, on a boat, or at the beach;

"dude, look over there is that a nickel?"
"Ya bro I'm about five cents short of a quarter"

five cents short of a quarter by M.D.310 May 16, 2008