A-Shake

Noun An awkward handshake.

A convenient expression used to admit to a misinterpreted social interaction involving physical contact in order to see the irony in it and in most cases make a better (more symbiotic and mutually prepared) handshake

Could be used in other social interactions such as:
Fist-bumps
High-fives

Pewdiepie and mr. Septiceye meets on the supermarket and says hello to each other. Pewds is going in for the "up top" and mr. Septiceye is greeting him with a fist-bump. An akward moment arises as they both freeze and begin to realise what situation they are in.

Pewds says: "holy sh*t that A-shake though" - and laughs.

Mr. Septiceye responds with a laugh and says: "Yeah bro, totally. Come here" - and they both go in for the hug. An extremely awkward situation got averted because pewds had done his research into awkward handshakes and could respond to the situation in the best way possible.

by Jacob_from_sweden March 22, 2017

Hows it shaking

How to ask a guy how his masturbation went

Hey man I heard you met a hot girl, hows it shaking

by buttneck April 13, 2017

Spiderman Shake

Noun. A handshake where one or more participants has semen on their hand.

J: He agreed to pay $35 to shake my girlfriend's hand.

R: There must be a catch, like he's going to give her a spiderman shake or something.

by BigDaaave April 24, 2017

shower shake

When you jerk off in the shower.

We're out of shampoo, this is going to be a rough shower shake.

by Jacky Dartz May 15, 2017

lemonade shake up

When you're getting head and you decide to shake it up a bit and piss in the girls mouth. She'll definatly be a lil shaken up

OMG, my boyfriend gave me a lemonade shake up last night...not the good kind.

by abby gets hose June 9, 2017

Chick shake

When your phone is petty and autocorrects chocolate shake

I want a chick shake

by Chick shake November 7, 2017

breakfast shake

The act of making the bed rock when you first wake up; then giving it your own topping.

How about a breakfast shake; nothing like a little shake to start your day.

by L00M April 20, 2018