Dick Points

The closest thing to a measurement of the size of ones ego or E-penis. However, dick points are completely subjective and therefore completely and utterly useless.

Dick points can also be used to insult trolls.

Example one:

Guy1: Hey check it out I have 67800 dick points!

Guy2: So fucking what?

Guy1: LOL you must like have 3

Guy2: So? I dont give a flying shit

Guy1: LOL stfu n00b

Guy2: Seriously whats wrong with you?

Example two:

Guy1: OMG i cnt belive how much of a n00b u r!!!!!!1111

Guy2: Wow, you must have so many dick points if they where converted into currency you'd be the richest man alive.

by Dintastic January 20, 2009

Chill Points

Points awarded for being chill.

"I got yelled at by this bitch today and I just walked away"
"You get mad chill points for that one, bro."

by emily&scott6318 May 11, 2009

Clavt Points

This word is used to describe a person on how greedy they are and if they are bragging too much.

IMW has Clavt Points of 999.

by Eniar303 January 20, 2022

Hey guys, It's pointcrow here. DO you ever get collectors anxiety?

Hey guys, It's pointcrow here. DO you ever get collectors anxiety?

Hey guys, It's pointcrow here. DO you ever get collectors anxiety?

by belupacito4738 October 10, 2022

paint and chill

Term used instead of netflix and chill, used when you are not comfortable telling your friends you are down with Netflix and chill.

She has been paint and chilling all week, his house must look like the Sistine Chapel by now!!!

by savemelmac April 26, 2016

Paint Truck

When your Manager's pants are painted on showing her pussy and the curves of her ass.

Hey, Bill did you see the paint truck today?

by PussyEater4Life October 26, 2020

The one-walled paint job

The act of one plastering a fat nut across a bulletin board.

"Did you hear about Jake? The one-walled paint job in the front of class was made by him!"

by ld0301 March 27, 2021