Same-shit

Broadly the same. Used to eliminate contrast or show overall similarity when differences are petty.

Person 1: "I can't decide! Coke or Pepsi?"

Person 2: "Same-shit. Hurry up."

by Moazzam0 April 28, 2010

shit a brick

1. To be extremely surprised and displeased about something.

2. Something you do while waiting very anxiously for something.

3. An exclamation of displeasure.

1. Man, he's gonna shit a brick when he finds out you wrecked his car!

2. ...so we're sittin' there shittin' bricks waiting to see if the cop is going to give us a ticket!

2. Shit a brick! We've got a test in Calculus tomorrow!

by maracanda April 22, 2006

Shits fucked

Simplifying all the details in a fucked up situation.

Mr. Giggins: "First I find out my girlfriend cheated on me, then I find out she is actually a prostitute, and then I find out my Dad is a homosexual!"

Dr. Hyphy: "shits fucked"

by zomblerz November 22, 2009

schlitz shits

The disgusting shit you get the morning after drinking a lot of cheap beer. It can be identified by the way it comes out all soft and mushy. It may feel like diarrhea but it usually appears like normal shit. Also, you'll need a couple hundred feet of toilet paper.

Whoever had the schlitz shits in the second floor bathroom needs to plunge the toilet NOW.

by Phil Cornholes May 14, 2008

Shit Salad

1. (Noun) A very sticky situation.
ex.

2. (Noun) The Act of shitting all over someone.

"This is a real shit salad you got here Ricky."

by rabertha March 4, 2009

oh shit

an exclaimation to be said with a very loud voice when you realize you have forgotten to do something very important such as:

1) Your Venn English Homework
2) You left your keys locked inside your car
3) You just trip and scrape both of your knees.

Friend "hey man can I have some help with that last question on our english homework?"

You "Oh shit! I left mine at home!"

by J.T. the Bible Scholar February 19, 2004

shit boxed

Completely drunk to the point of ignorance. Unknowingly peeing on inanimate objects or oneself.

Scott Johnson was shit boxed every day of college.

by DirkNiggla September 8, 2003