Matthew

related to incest.
that’s all.

person 1: hey have you seen matthew

person 2: he’s kabanging his sister again

by sandymannnnnn May 25, 2019

Matthew

A slut or hoe that is know by their shaven legs. The are active but lack language skill, they are best known for exotic taste in pets

That ferret needs a Matthew.
How dare you call her a Matthew

by Dr. Lamennt May 30, 2019

Matthewism

The belief in which you don’t believe in god because believing in god stops you from believing in yourself. Matthewism is named after Matthew Sidell, the philosopher behind the religion.

Matthew: why the fuck would you believe in god?!
Me: because good things must come from somewhere...?
Matthew: fuck you! Only you can make good stuff happen to yourself!
Me: now that’s a philosophy I can stand by!
Matthew: I’ll call it... matthewism!

by ThatBitchOnYoCeiling:TakeALook June 2, 2019

Matthew

Matthews is a patronymic surname meaning basically "son of Matthew." The given name Matthew, from which it is derived, means "gift of Yahweh" or "gift of God," from the Hebrew personal name Matityahu.

Matthew is from the bible and he is funny person and can attract girls easily.

by Zen-Derth June 13, 2019

Matthew

The coolest, sexiest, hottest person you'll ever meet. His abs and body are absolutely beautiful, and he is always really nice. Basically the perfect person. His dick is also very long and thick.

Wow, you are almost as good as Matthew!

by BigCrispyBoi April 23, 2019

Matthew

Matthew is the sweetest most generous guy you will meet. Matthews I am known to have the greatest hair and the cutest smile’s, seeing a Matthews smile or make everything better in just second. He’s tall and handsome with the best hair and best body. Matthews make the best boyfriends, they might be known as players but all they need is unconditional love for them to know that you won’t leave them. Once a Matthew finds THE ONE he’ll go out of his way to let her know that she’s the only one for him. You have to be very patient with Matthew, he’s sensitive about a lot of things but he never means any harm. Matthews also make the best partners in bed they are known for their hot body and amazing skills.

Matthew has the cutest smile it makes my heart glow

Matthew so cute he isn’t even doing anything and my heart is jumping with joy

by Goddess of the stars April 24, 2019

Matthew Gravvet

An individual (a deformed Male usually resembling a goblin humanoid) that can be seen carrying a bag of gold and a bitch by his goblin side. This mystical creature is awfully fond of raisins . His fingers are vital appendages used to perform his daily duties. It's self defense mechanism is flapping it's ears. It's fair maiden is aHh-NiH-cAh the giant princess.

Chad: Wait, do you see that Matthew Gravvet over, don't let it steal your gold or your bitch.

Josh: Crikey Moses it fingered my raisins out of my pockets.

by CALBUSNEVERCUSS April 28, 2019