Matthew Patel

THE BEST MAN TO EXIST ON THIS GOD FORSAKEN EARTH
IF YOU WANT FIGHT ME‼️‼️🗣🙏
HA! UR NOT THE BRIGHTEST🗣🙏

Person one: Hear me out...Matthew patel-
Person two: NO.

by GOOBERRRRRRRRRRRRR December 10, 2023

Matthew

Some dude, lives like a champ, but isnt one

Girl:Is that matthew
Girl 2: Yeah...
Boy: Is that Matthew
Girls 1 and 2: Yeah

by The peepee parylyzer November 1, 2021

Matthew Thorpe

He is a sexy mofo who pulls all the bitch around. He is handsome as hell, he has a huge cock and all the ladies are trying to hoop on it at party’s.

I love a good Matthew thorpe

by Bella Trevor January 25, 2022

Matthew

He knows more than he thinks, but is not as smart as he proclaims, ever the dramatizer, he likes to exaggerate which leads to inconsistencies in his stories. He is effortlessly handsome, but cute at the same time. And he tries to tell the truth, in the most innocent way possible. Always one for dad jokes and puns, he'll often leave you cringing to yourself, and sometimes his comebacks are on point. He has had an awkward social life, and broken the hearts of many friends and acquaintances. A gamer who never rages, a hiker who is lacking lungs for running, a musician who can't sing(but does so anyway), and a friend who won't leave you alone(both a pro and con).

Texting
Crush: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
*proceeds to jump off bridge*
Matthew: *into my arms*
Crush: Cringy ***** lmao

by Kyle_Walker13 December 1, 2021

Matthew Terry

He Pulls all the bitches and is so good at everything he does.

I want to be Like Matthew Terry

by Orbs Wrld March 25, 2022

Matthew

An absolute sexyman with a cute smile. He’s got really bad music taste but you can ignore it because he’s just that cool. He can play tom’s diner on the guitar AND the piano, and he’s got really nice warm hands because he doesn’t have anaemia. Sexiest man alive 2021

Girl1: did you see that cute guy at lunch playing sudoku?
Girl2: oh yeah that’s Matthew
Bitches be crazy smh he’s mine

by dubchaeng9 November 25, 2021

Matthew

matthew is sure too give you the best head ever like too the point where u wont be able to cum for years! they are also so hott and sexy😍😍. and loves music and sex

person: “ooo who that damn they sexy”
person: “yoo thats matthew he gave me the best head ever. i couldnt cum for a year! “

by unicornprincess2089 November 22, 2021