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Babylonian Math 

A last ditch excuse to avoid getting with friends when you are really getting ready for bed. Reference to how the ancient Babylonians counting sheep.
A: Hey, do you want to go to a hot tub in like 20 minutes?
B: Sorry, I need to study ancient Babylonian math
Babylonian Math by carhepsin October 5, 2021
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teacher0f_math 

"Wow, they are a teacher0f_math!"
teacher0f_math by Carefreezz November 5, 2021

toilet math

Flushing the toilet while you sit on it because you sink. Commonly used as a joke, being told to add and subtract while in the toilet taking a dump.
Hey Steve... do your toilet math.

Robert: Hey Mike, add and subtract... add and subtract...
Mike: What?

Robert: Add a little water, subtract everything else.
toilet math by Nightshade00013 November 6, 2021
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lol nope.
I aint doing this shit today

pi (math) bruh
pi (math) by stortankelitetbean November 9, 2021

Boner Math 

The act of calculating how many boners you can get/ nuts you can bust within a certain amount of time
We got 5 hours tonight? Hold up b let captain sex do some quick boner math
Boner Math by Lork Banana-Larry November 14, 2021

simple math 

fan 1: when will 1d come off hiatus
fan 2: idk they dont know meaning of simple math, they said 18 month but ITS BEEN FUCKING SIX YEARS