Skip to main content

Alaskan Spider Monkey

The act of filling a vagina with ice and then having sex with it.
Stan had a very cold dick after doing an alaskan spider monkey.
by jps123456 November 15, 2011
mugGet the Alaskan Spider Monkey mug.

Rug Monkey

term for children, specifically one that's just been born.
Man my aunt just squirted out another rug monkey.
by thedeciver January 11, 2009
mugGet the Rug Monkey mug.

spasticated monkey

meaning a person or individual acting very strange or studip. Someone being like a monkey of its brain.
Does he always act like this? "No he's just being a spasticated monkey".
by dylberto32 August 21, 2009
mugGet the spasticated monkey mug.

Mockel

Mockel (Noun), noun commonly used to describe a very stupid guy. The origin of the word comes from a very stupid guy called Mockel.
He's so stupid, a real mockel!
Ah look at that mockel over there!
by hagswiss December 28, 2011
mugGet the Mockel mug.

Minke

People often think of Minke whale when one hears such name.

Minkes, similar to minke whales, are albeit not the most sociable creature, does have a sense of curiosity and is in nature very friendly. They value alone time but do appreciate spending quality time with a small group of people.

Furthermore, Minke whales is the second smallest in the Baleen whale category. Much like their namesake, Minkes tend tend to not enjoy attracting too much attention and prefer to flow through life peacefully and happily.

Hence, people generally uses Minke to describe people who are quietly at first but friendly once you start chatting with them; who has a sense of curiosity and flows through life happily.
Example 1
A: Oh life has been so stressful recently.
B: Ah, don’t worry about it, be a Minke!

Example 2
A: Ah, I wonder where this alleyway lead to. We have some time, let’s go and explore.
B: Yeah sure, you’re such a Minke!
by Lifeasawhale February 12, 2018
mugGet the Minke mug.

cock monkey

One who swings from cock to cock like a monkey swings from branch to branch.
Jason sprayed me again with an upside-down can of compressed air...what a cock monkey.;
by teh pwn jAs0n August 26, 2005
mugGet the cock monkey mug.

moke a nig

the alternative way to say "smoke a cig" that is said by people who smoke the following brands of cigarettes: marlboro reds, marlboro menthols and marlboro 27's
"hey jim, wanna go moke a nig?"

"sure dude, let's go moke a fuckin nig."
by jimorgasm November 4, 2008
mugGet the moke a nig mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email