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Vanilla Johnny

The only thing I have ever been addicted to. He is funny, smart, hot as fuck, and I'd bow down and worship him like the king he is anyday. He's the only one who holds the power. The only person who has ever captured my full attention and is powerful enough to hold the key that unlocks everything, anything, anyplace, anytime.
Damn, did you see Vanilla Johnny over there?

I did. I'd love to grab a coke with him tonight... I know that vanilla coke will be the best ever.
Vanilla Johnny by youaremy#1 yo October 12, 2023

Darvo Johnny Depp 

A wife beater who only accomplishments was playing himself in pirates of the Caribbean. He is also known for publically humiliating his ex wife in front of the world cause he couldn’t silence her.
“ welp I guess he pulled a darvo Johnny Depp

guy Johnny 

Someone who love being ass fucked by their girlfriend on the daily. Although when in contact with friends will act appalled at the thought.
"Dude did you see how he was walking?" "Yea he's a total guy Johnny"
guy Johnny by Goobler October 28, 2023

Slippery Johnny 

A Slippery Johnyy is the act of a sexual partner filling their mouth with your urine and then proceeding to give you a blow job. Once you have blown your load, the extra liquid injection causes an explosion of flavor to burst from their mouth.
Person 1: I heard you hooked up with Tiffany, I heard she was a freak!

Person 2: She really is, she is so freaky, she gave me a Slippery Johnny.
Slippery Johnny by Greg fipher December 31, 2023

little johnny fortnite 

The most retarded person in the world
Yo that kid be like little johnny fortnite

John Johnny 

A way of representing the idea that two different things or concepts are essentially the same, despite minor differences. It's often used humorously to downplay differences that might be seen as trivial or inconsequential.

Origin: Coined by a Greek malaka in London
Kostas: Let's nip it in the butt.
Joseph: You mean "nip it in the bud"?
Kostas: John Johnny! 😅