Most of the rich and bratty kids at my school.
Won't shut the fuck up about how rich her daddy is
Like seriously-NO ONE CARES JESSICA
Won't shut the fuck up about how rich her daddy is
Like seriously-NO ONE CARES JESSICA
Jessica: My daddy is the CEO of Fortnite.
Dickhead: first of all, your so-called 'daddy' is drunk as fuck
second, your adopted, and third, he's probably on drugs
Everyone: Agrees
*Disclaimer* if your name is Jessica, please do not take this as an insult.
Dickhead: first of all, your so-called 'daddy' is drunk as fuck
second, your adopted, and third, he's probably on drugs
Everyone: Agrees
*Disclaimer* if your name is Jessica, please do not take this as an insult.
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The most beautiful yellow haired girl on earth. Even though she toots a lot she is still the best women ever. She’s like a fairy.
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justin: o my goshhh is that Jessica? she's slay at tennis
jason: i know mannn
ben: well i'm the boss so she's mine!!
jason: i know mannn
ben: well i'm the boss so she's mine!!
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Get the Jessica mug.where do i start... jess is the most bombastic person you will ever meet. She has the looks of a goddess and will add spice to your life. Although she was made in China some years ago, she isnt cheaply made and is worth your money. You can find jessica at your regular nightclub, pub, or furry convention, so approach her fast because she will be a faithful spaniel to you and your army of furries. She is one of the most swag ppl you can find on planet earth, so surround yourself with jess and you will live happily ever after!
Get her now that she's on special, 90% off at your local adoption centre :)
Get her now that she's on special, 90% off at your local adoption centre :)
justin: o my goshhh is that jessica? she's slay at tennis
jason: i know mannn
ben: well i'm the boss so she's mine!!
jason: i know mannn
ben: well i'm the boss so she's mine!!
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Get the Jessica mug.The most gorgeous, precious girl in the world. Her presence is like magic and to be in her space takes you to a world full of colour and brightest of imagination. She is truly a goddess of the earth and brings light, peace and harmony to the universe. She is a soul to be cherished, embraced and loved. Treat her with compassion and respect and you will receive the most wonderful form of love that can only be experienced through the heart of an angel
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