scared the pants on

Reference to Glen Close In Fatal Attraction. Her character "scared the pants on" every man in America.

That psycho bitch scared the pants on me. She she's twisted enough to be a real bunny boiler.

by Gunwrites July 25, 2014

Mickey Pants

A derogatory term for someone who gives up a hard stans the moment they are confonted. Flakey.

"That mickey pants folded the moment I asked him what the problem was"

by Gedden July 11, 2008

pant anal

When two men(or any combination of genders, sometimes involving a strap) love each other very much but are far too frantic to pull their pants down and therefore make sweet sweet anal love through the fabric

Sorry man, I have to go home and change, Jordan just gave me a pant anal on the men’s bathroom

by Not some British bloke October 13, 2023

lunky pants

When you have really raw poultry and factory processed uncooked beef in your pants.

Man I've got some lunky pants after that day at the mall, all the way down to my ankles.

by CurbiKirby July 28, 2022

invisible pants

the lines on your legs from the imprint of your skinny jeans

'oh, Liz has a case of the invisible pants because of her too tight jeans.'

by alienatedbread May 22, 2017

weirdo pants

a term used to describe someone who is being weird. essentially the person is wearing a weird pair of pants making them a weirdo.

p: why don't u just reply to the comment
j: because i want to reply here
p: ok weirdo pants

by lecrackin November 25, 2017

Termite Pants

Wood killers, talkin boners folks. When she wears pants that kill the boner.

Thought I was gonna get lucky, but my girl put on her termite pants.

by RapidRelease April 25, 2020