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iphone 7

Something that is only used by stupid 7 year olds.
Stupid Seven Year Old: Look at my new toy!
Intelligent Human: Hahaha, what a IPhone 7
by the defenition master June 19, 2017
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P.I.P.

Jake keeps texting me and I'm trying to P.I.P.
by papichulo69 February 3, 2015
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ipod

A popular, high capacity mp3 player developed by Apple, reviled by many users of Urban Dictionary as a loathsome object of inexaustible hatred. Despite being nothing more
than a fairly expensive music player, the Ipod appears to have fomented a vicious social conflict unseen since the French Revolution.
Husband: "Honey, I bought you an Ipod for Christmas!"
Wife: "An Ipod!" "You Goddamn prick, I want a divorce."
by damon666666666 July 28, 2008
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Iphone

A great phone, but incredibly over-hyped by Apple-worshiping fanboys. While it is a very good phone, they will claim it is better than any other phone and proceed to call your phone lame. The Iphone will get a "new" feature that previous smartphones have had for years, and Apple will call it "Another Innovation" and charge you an extra 50 dollars for it. The Iphone is trapped on ATT's terrible network, and cant make a call without losing service.

While it is a very competitive smartphone, there are plenty of phones that outclass it such as the HTC Evo 4g the Motorola Droid, or the Samsung Epic. When you ask an iphone user why there phone is better, they will likely give you a response akin to "Because its an iphone".
Bob: "Hey Steve i just got an HTC Evo"

Steve: "Big freaking deal, i have an iphone"

Bob: "Oh yeah? What makes it better?"

Steve: "Its an iphone!"
by crossbowsftw December 21, 2010
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iPwn

1. For the person "i" to be victorious or have more skills than the opponent.

2. To be better than somone else in an everyday situation.

3. To own something or someone
1. iPwn you in any game from Pong to World of Warcraft.

2. I'm better than you at gutair so iPwn you!

I killed you in that freestyle iPwn you totally man.

3. Bitch get out there and make my money iPwn you!
by Jesus.G.Christ August 28, 2009
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iphone

A great phone that when you use, doesn't leave smudge marks although people that can't afford one or have something against apple make it out to be a piece of shit.
The internet is not slow for a mobil phone
Like people don't get bored of other phones? you idiots act liek it's special to want a new phone
Its the shit
1. Dude you got the iphone
2 .Yea
1. Yo, why would you waste $400, it's a piece of crap
2. Yea?
1. I would get bored of it in like 3 weeks and its so slow and leaves finger prints and it's a waste of money
2. Yea?
1. No, actually im speaking out of my ass because I just can't afford one because im a bum, and i'm jealous. I...Bleep people on my Nextel..i know its gay
2. Yea. Thought so
by richismyname January 12, 2008
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ipod

An ipod is a litle MP3 player. Some people that don't have alot of money, or like to hear themselves type, say that it is the most horrible attrocity against man since Nazism. If u like it, buy it, if not, dont.
*ragging maniac* "AHH AN IPOD SUCKZZ AND I DONT LIKE IT AND IT IS CRAPPY AND IT IS NOT (insert product name) !!!11!11"
*myself* Hey, Ipods are cool
by drawrf December 18, 2007
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