Goose leg

(n) A skinny penis with an abnormally large tip

I heard the Thomas brothers can’t fit it in because they both have a goose leg.

by The Biggest Doug December 28, 2024

Goose crisps

The sides of a pussy when having sex.

Her goose crisps are huge

by Duckmaster29075 March 3, 2020

Stephan the Silly Goose

A worthless, plastic goose figurine that is bullied and threatened when brought up in a conversation.

Thiccc Girl: “I love Stephan the Silly Goose. He is worth great sentimental value.”
Flat Loser: “If you bring up that goose again, he’s being launched on the roof, never to be seen again.”

by Special Ed November 5, 2018

crippled goose

An insult/jeer used by friends.

"You're such a crippled goose, Bob."

by Kippers19 April 3, 2016

Loose Goose

A cocktail combining Grey Goose Vodka with prune juice.

At the bar: "I'd like a Loose Goose, please."

by Keepinitregular October 2, 2019

Goose knuckle

The pulling back of a mans excess cock skin to make the male genitalia seem larger or longer, in some cases more dagger like.

John: Rambo hit that goose knuckle pretty hard

Jim:yea his cock is elite and looks like a dagger, how appealing!!
John: yea he has a nice cock, all thanks to that goose knuckle

by Hissnnsfkdi October 6, 2021

silly gooses

corner.

if you’re reading this, you’re a silly gooses. also, all hail jupuxford.

by booblasters October 6, 2019