Goose

Threesome lingo. The lucky (or reckless) third who jumps in with a married couple and takes the bottom role. Called a “Goose” because, just like in Duck Duck Goose, the couple taps you and suddenly you’re it — running around the bed getting tagged from both sides.

“Bro, they didn’t just want a third… they wanted a Goose. I left that bedroom sore, sweaty, and questioning my life choices.”

by Jingle jangle balls October 8, 2025

Greasy Goose

It’s where you have your partner drink a whole bottle of olive oil then suck your dick until they throw up and then they keep going

Your wife really gave me a greasy Goose last night

by Greasy goose man October 8, 2025

Silly goose

Someone who doesn't see the obvious; stupid fuck.

Son: "You know apples are red."
Mom: "Of course silly goose."

by BucFan67 October 25, 2025

Silly Goose

Daylin 🥰

Daylin is a silly goose! And I love her 🥰🥰🥰

by The Silly Goose Lover November 1, 2025

Goosed

A dude that's absolutely dripped out and has the coolest merch in his closet

Man: *Shows off his kicks and diamond encrusted tote bag*
Man 2: Yo, goosed tote
Man: Thanks bro

by NewYork6792 November 15, 2025

Goosing

When you're experiencing immense pleasure to the point where the sounds you make resemble that of a goose/duck

"Sorry I'm late I was goosing all night long"

by Nasal-kun December 14, 2025

Silly Goose

You're a fucking Re****

Jack: "He threw water on a grease fire"
Spencer: "What a silly goose"

by Guysom January 20, 2023