A person, usually a co-worker or class mate, who is generally disliked by his/her peers but are totally oblivious to this fact. They will continue to socially interact with you dispite your continued attempts to get rid of them. Much like the turd that just won't seem to go away no matter how many times you flush.
"That new guy rob is the biggest social floater... I've seen some persistant turds but he tops them all, if he comes near me again I'm gonna punch him in the back of the head"
by Myster-A January 18, 2008
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by Very Cool Guy May 1, 2005
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Slang for a gay person.
Dad, I've got something to tell you..."
Ten minutes later
"No son of mine is a dirty floating voter.
Ten minutes later
"No son of mine is a dirty floating voter.
by GiantSnowman April 11, 2005
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person 1:flaptot did u use a condom
flaptot:no its ok i cant get preggers yet
person 1: ok cool but wait it smells of shit in here do u need a diaper change??
flaptot: haha whoops
flaptot:no its ok i cant get preggers yet
person 1: ok cool but wait it smells of shit in here do u need a diaper change??
flaptot: haha whoops
by mexiflaps March 7, 2008
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Dave: So I was layin' down with Felecia last night and I totally gave her the flop shot!
Steve: Nice!
Steve: Nice!
by Grand Prix Douche June 10, 2010
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