safety dump

You take a dump before you do anything important or go out anywhere just in case

Man I just took a safety dump before this long road trip

by Kingjoker January 6, 2017

Dangling Dump

A bag that dangles from your mid section and collects fecal matter, often referred to as an ostomy.

Who knew a dangling dump would be so handy when the bathroom lines were so long?

by TK685 May 7, 2017

nervousity dump

A nervousity dump is a huge crap you take after being nervous. Usually caused after tests, getting on a ride or before talking to your dad.

"Joshua had to take a huge nervousity dump after that ride!"

by Shampou November 7, 2017

ass-dump

a total waste of space or time; lacking any worth or meaning

"Everything that comes out of that guy's mouth is total ass dump." or "That person can't seem to do anything right, what an ass-dump!

by MaddiCat March 16, 2018

mexican dump cake

When a toilet is clogged with poop and toilet paper, but people keep using it and adding to the poop clog untill it fills the bowl.

What's wrong, Billy? I thought you were going to use the bathroom?

Billy: Well, golly I was, but there's already a big 'ol Mexican dump cake in the toilet.

by EpicP May 17, 2018

cosmic dump

A bowel movement of universal proportions

Excuse me for a minute, I feel a cosmic dump coming on.

by Chrispitters August 6, 2018

Trump Dump

Spreading your ass cheeks upon one’s head while taking a shit in smearing it across the front of the head in the form of a toupee

I spread my ass cheeks and gave her a huge Trump Dump. It was awesome, she loved it.

by Shattenberg September 21, 2018