sexy condom

sexy condom is when your mother beats you up so hard you start having sex with your condom

Tobi: yo wassup getrenv
Getrenv: hello sexy condom ;)
Barney: I just peak into my sister's room ;)

by Meg DeStoop July 6, 2020

Cherry Condom

One day in grade 5 a boy brought a bag full of cherry flavored condoms to school, he thought it was his lunch. He put a condom over the water fountain and it was never used until the next year

Shrek: is that a cherry condom donkeee
Donkey: yahh it is
Shrek: can I suck you with it on?
Donkey:ohh yes

by Butterfly Warrior July 18, 2020

Corona Condom

A face mask, designed to protect people from contracting and spreading the SARS-CoV-, the main cause of COVID-19. Usually protested by people who think the virus is a hoax (See: Karen, Republican, anti-vaxxer)

Ah, crap...i can't go into the store. I forgot my Corona condom!
Don't forgot to wear your Corona condom when out in public.

by SomePerson100000 December 30, 2020

cheesy condog

Smells a lot like cheese, makes his friends buy air fresheners for their car because his cheese stench is so strong it doesn’t go away

Oh Connor smells like cheese he’s cheesy Condog
Cheesy Con dog- named Connor smells like cheese

by ConnorEhater January 2, 2021

Crispy Concords

Crispy Concords is a youtuber with 1,86 subscribers (11/1 2021)

Crispy Concords is da best

by YT_Jalle January 11, 2021

California condo

A vehicle bought and used primarily for residential purposes

Times are hard but at least I have a California condo.

by Balls2Wall February 15, 2021

Devils condom

The condom after you pop a girls cherry or fuck her on her period.

After I fucked Susan I was left with a devils condom.

by Henrythe8888 March 9, 2021