Purchase college

a chemical reaction that occurs when thousands of misfit hipster types descend upon a shitty post industrial pseudo campus, finding other oddlings such as themselves, do truly exist, and proceed to become extremely intoxicated, whilst listening to their uncle and his drinking buddies play shitty music in the the student center.

however there are a minority of oddlings immune to this ghastly reaction, who just happen to be some of the most amazing people you'll ever meet.

hey guys let's go to the co-op and get some of that piss they call coffee

yea! and then we can make some earplugs out of paper mache to bring to the show tonight.

rad.

purchase college: see also, cliche, poser, bad taste, bubble of smug

by girlonstilts June 15, 2009

Boston College

University located in Chestnut Hill, MA. The students have intense feelings of superiority, mainly because most of them are.

The school has intense rivalries with most of the schools in the area. But one of the most well known rivalries is with Notre Dame.

Friends don't let friends to go to Notre Dame. They send them to Boston College.

by QuestionMark November 14, 2005

Dunkadelic Phat 5 of College Basketball

The Phat 5 had atleast one of the programs in the Final Four for 17 consecutive years from 1962-1978. The streak was ended by Magic Johnson and Larry Bird in 1979 with their epic battle that was also the rebirth of the NBA. The new sreak is from 1988-2005, 18 consectutive years and counting. There will much anticipation in 2006 to see if the Phat 5 can extend the streak to 19 consecutive Final Fours.

The Phat 5 of College Basketball is the greatest collection of winning teams of All-Time in any sport when you look at the wins, players, champioships, and the history of the programs.

by Derrick E. Vaughan April 7, 2005

Colleen Ballinger

Social Media Influencer mostly known by the name ‘Miranda Sings’ , Her phenomenon. She was formerly known as Colleen Evans, married to Joshua Evans (JoshuaDTV or JoshuaDTown)
she loves taco bell, christmas, her cats(Daisy Mae & Augustus ‘GusGus’ Gloop.) and her perfect day/night is sitting by the fire and hanging out with her family.

oh my gosh! did you know that Colleen Ballinger plays Miranda Sings? I thought Miranda was a real person

by ballinger fan November 20, 2017

college of charleston

CofC is an up and comming school with a competitive academic system...not only are the academics good but so are the drugs, beaches, weed, women;5 to 1 ratio of girls to guys. If you could live in a fantasy world and maintain doing your hw at the same time then this is the school for you.....The only down side is that that southern girls dont put out, and if you are not wearing a sun dress at least 5 days a week, you are a loser, shows how much southern girls know about fashion....southern guys shouldnt be left out either, their sense of clothes consists of khaki shorts and tucked in shirts on a daily basis, well at least thats the only initiation for getting into a frat, and trust me frat life is kinda gay at college of charleston.......

....Girls sun bath in their bikinis on the College of Charleston library lawn

by MMMC June 10, 2007

Grove City College

home to some of the best people you will ever meet.

The students of Grove City College are boss

by tods May 24, 2011

Sixth College

She newest college at UCSD. It is the newest college at UCSD, being founded in 2002. Even though it is the newest college, it houses the oldest dorms. Due to the fact that Sixth looks like a summer camp, it's been affectionately named Camp Snoopy. The core sequence (a class named CAT) is pretty much complete BS, but it's only for one year. Also, the dining hall (Foodworx) sucks except for the pizza, which is probably the best on campus. Also located really far away from everything except Center Hall and Price Center.

Dude, you live in Sixth College? That must suck to live off in Syberia. Oh well, at least you're not in Revelle!

by wisemanknowsnothing February 23, 2007