cooker porn

Posts from news outlets alluding to "mysterious death" to which antivaxxers come out and post things like "Safe and Effective" or "How many jabs did they have?

Headline - "Australian suddenly dies at the age of 56"

Cookers response - "Safe and effective, doctors are baffled"

Others in the comment - "Geez this post is just Cooker Porn"

by Madchef77 June 8, 2024

cooked

When someone or something is truly, utterly, and definitively fucked, typically with little or no hope of recovery

"Damn, Joey didn't revise shit for tomorrow's exam, it's the entire year's material!"

"Bro is cooked"

by MrSonnen June 11, 2024

cockyak

when your breath smells like cognac

your breath smells like cockyak

by yaklicious June 12, 2024

Cooked

To be in an inescapable adverse situation.

He knew he was cooked when he saw his lawyer popping pain medication.

by MalumLibrum958 June 14, 2024

cooki

the cutest, sexiest girl ever. If you’re named cooki ur probably like extremely cute n petite n thick and nice as well

Wait shes so pretty
Dont yk thats cooki

by cookiwooki December 11, 2024

cooki

the cutest, sexiest girl ever. If you’re named cooki ur probably like extremely cute n petite n thick and nice as well

Wait shes so pretty
Dont yk thats cooki

by cookiwooki December 11, 2024

Cook'd

Cook'd used to describe a person when their presence on the media is literally done and their reputation is ruined and 6ft under

JoJo siwa is Cook'd to no return

by MoonMusic 2014 December 16, 2024