Sea Breacher 

When dumping your excrement out of your anal cavern, you unload a turd so big that some of it pokes out of the toilet water, thus becoming a sea breacher. Usually, a sea breacher causes a major splash.

Jamarcus: I finally took a shit after 3 days.
Kevin: Jeez, how big were your turds?
Jamarcus: Bro, there were at least 4 sea breachers.

Sea Breacher by Buttslopper-oo September 28, 2019

breather 

A break. Usually used in the context of "to take a".

It's hard work... you'll want to take a breather every few hours.

breather by 555-5555 November 5, 2006

breathtakingly beautiful 

A girl that is unbelivable GAWJUS.

Astrid is a breathtakingly beautiful girl. I would definatly date her.

breathtakingly beautiful by Ricardo Mendes November 1, 2007

circular breathe 

A very difficult musical technique for wind instruments whereby the player keeps pressure through the horn with the cheeks and mouth, and inhales through the nose. This keeps a constant sound.

"Did you know that Kenny G. circular breathed one note for 43 minutes?"

"No, I guess that means he really blows!"

circular breathe by thlayli January 13, 2003

cock breathe 

someone that has awful breathe.

man she must have been eating a shit sandwich,because she has a bad case of cock breathe.

cock breathe by Mike panerello July 28, 2008

fog breathers 

A term to describe english people

Get those tea drinking, fog breathing pricks outta our bar!

fog breathers by bakedfosho April 22, 2004

Mouth Breather 

A person who breathes through their mouth, thus having their mouth hang open. Their mouth can be anywhere from barely open, to gaping, and usually the more open it is, the more idiotic, and unintelligent they look. Mouth Breathers may or may not be intelligent, however, due to the fact that they don't realize their mouth is gaping, they just look like a moron, who may drool at any moment, but is deffinately sucking in as much air as possible.

Mouth breathers tend to be people who are bored, zoning out, very focused on something, someone with huge lips, or someone who isn't smart enough to realize their mouth is hanging open, catching flys. All tend to appear as the latter.

People who are sick and can't actually breathe through their noses do not count.

Katie: "I was sitting in class, and I looked over at Fred, who was staring dead eyed at the board with his mouth hanging open, like an idiot"

Rachel: "Ew, what a Mouth Breather"

Mouth Breather by JelloLove September 15, 2010