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A person who breathes through their mouth, thus having their mouth hang open. Their mouth can be anywhere from barely open, to gaping, and usually the more open it is, the more idiotic, and unintelligent they look. Mouth Breathers may or may not be intelligent, however, due to the fact that they don't realize their mouth is gaping, they just look like a moron, who may drool at any moment, but is deffinately sucking in as much air as possible.

Mouth breathers tend to be people who are bored, zoning out, very focused on something, someone with huge lips, or someone who isn't smart enough to realize their mouth is hanging open, catching flys. All tend to appear as the latter.

People who are sick and can't actually breathe through their noses do not count.
Katie: "I was sitting in class, and I looked over at Fred, who was staring dead eyed at the board with his mouth hanging open, like an idiot"

Rachel: "Ew, what a Mouth Breather"
by JelloLove September 15, 2010

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lunaescence (AKA lunaescence archives) is a creative writing website, in which any member may post stories, song lyrics, or poems, the site is still small, and one of the cons is that you have to ask for a category to be made, otherwise it's impossible to find a story, or assign your story a category, and leaves one feeling limited in their search.
unlike quizilla or Mibba, It doesn't have pointless quizzes or polls, and the stories have to be checked by mods to make sure they 'good enough' for the site, and not some worthless, grammar error infested junk, so you can be sure everything on the site has some quality to it, and has been spell checked.

it can be pretty damn hard to get your story posted in the first place, you can only post one chapter at a time, and wait for someone to check it, they don't always tell you what you need to fix leaving you angry after countless failed attempts at adding the story, and not knowing what is wrong with it. either way you're at the mercy of the opinion of whichever mod gets to check your story.

You may feel frustrated by not being able to get your story posted, or feel injustice when you do stumble across the occasional crap that some how got past the security check, but all in all, so far the mods have kept the site from being turned into a garbage dump of worthless trash, unlike quizilla, which seems to have litterally died, both in substance, and function.
Linda: "ugh, quizilla sucks, ever since they changed it, i can't find anything good, and the site doesn't work half the time."

Debra: "Quizilla? When I feel like reading some fanfiction, i go to lunaescence, because i know I won't have to sort through horrible piles of garbage to find what I'm looking for."
by JelloLove November 02, 2010

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The rage one feels when they they find out one of their favorite, or commonly used websites has "upgraded" itself again, which often starts out as rage, and then turns into lingering disappointment.

This rage is most often caused by the fact that the website was perfectly fine the way it was and now has been changed from the foundation up so that no one knows how to use it, or it just isn't as good as it was before. Rage also may come from the fact that a lot of the upgrades lead to websites not functioning correctly, or being really slow and annoying as hell because the creators wanted to stay hip, and ruined their website by trying too hard.
Sydney: "Jesus! I just went to myspace and they changed everything again, and now everything is stupid and crappy."

Briana: "I know, I can't even figure out how to edit my about me! I'm fricking Upraging right now!"
by JelloLove November 14, 2010

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A person who hates on something, who is not jealous of what they are hating on.

However, the fans of what they are hating on will always come back at them with the "you're just jealous" line
which is a very irritating comeback, because what do you say to such a retarded statement?

this is often seen on youtube for music videos for 'artists' who aren't actually talented, or random youtubers who have gained many sheep-like followers, all whom feel the need to raise their idol up above them like a god, and protect them like Golem protects his precious.
green-eyed hater: "Omg, the millionaires music freaking sucks, what is this garbage? their voices are so annoying."

other random youtuber: "NO! they're pretty, and talented, and you're just jealous that while you suffer from your meaningless life, they're going to be living it up on mtv laughing at you! you must not have a life if you look for their videos just to hate -rant-"

green-eyed hater: "Yes, i don't have a life because i took 5 seconds to type that comment, and I'm jealous of talentless whores, and...nevermind what's the point."
by JelloLove November 27, 2010

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