boobshelf

A large set of breasts that stick out far beyond the body, so that the woman who owns them can not see her feet. A boobshelf often catches spilt food, leaving stains on clothing, often along the cleavage line. Boobshelves can be useful for laying plates while scooping food into your mouth or resting books for comfortable reading.

My boobshelf is so big, it hangs over the table when I eat. I am constantly cleaning food stains off of my shirts because of my boobshelf.

by Michella Bella Donatella May 10, 2006

boobologist

(n.) A person whose life's goal is to understand the amazing properties of a female's mammary glands.

Kevin moaned as he squeezed the succulent breasts in his hands, learning how to handle them.

by teh zackers April 2, 2005

Boobs

Lumps on a woman's chest that tend to have a staring problem. Larger one's tend to stare more than others.

Can you please tell your boobs to stop staring at me?

by Dirty Slate January 21, 2011

man-boobs

fatty deposits resembiling breasts (on a man)

by Rosh April 20, 2003

boobieway

1. The act of grinding so hard that success is inevitable.

2. Something one exclaims after an impressive achievement like winning Olympic gold, receiving a Nobel Prize or getting a win in fortnite solo battle royale.

Mikael: I just got junior nationals in the 200 fly
Jacob: BOOBIEWAY

by Jacccob May 22, 2018

boobtastic

Awesome;better than fantastic

That three pointer was boobtastic!

by the 3 cuz December 31, 2010

boobs armada

Regiment of asshole feminist (a.k.a feminazis) taking out a walk of protest against dicks who pump them in the midnight.

Sam: Loki don't go to the park today.
Loki: Why bro?
Sam: Cause a boobs armada is passing it today.

by Bed Grammar September 20, 2016