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The act of killing your boner, whether intentional or unintentional, due to unfortunate or untimely circumstances.
Intentional Bonercide: I was getting ready to rub one out and the family came home, had to bonercide! (Thoughts of dead kitties, grandma on the toilet, mom naked)

Unintentional Bonercide: I was about to get in with this chick and she said "those sores aren't contagious". She killed it, bonercide.
Bonercide by Seximess December 1, 2011

Bonekiller 

A word used to describe anything that turns someone off sexually.
"We were just about to make mad monkey sex until she let loose the nastiest fart I've ever smelled... Instant bonekiller."
Bonekiller by Coreytheman111 February 6, 2012

bong pong 

The way it can be played is that you play it exactly like beer pong:
with every shot made, the other person has team has to hit the bong, two balls in the same cup is balls back, etc.

The difference is that you actually put candy or bomb food inside the cups.
Put gummy bears, oreos, sour worms, snickers, reese's pieces, etc.
So that every cup that is made by the opponent, they would get to eat what's in the cup.
It's obviously the best idea idea ever when you're high and munchies kick in as the game goes on.

This game is preferably for a group of super stoners. You go through a lot of weed while playing this game.
An alternative to the game is to place a batch of good food (candy) and nasty food (peas, oatmeal, etc.) into random cups to get the amazing stoned mix of snacking on munchies and dying of laughter at the opposing team's dismay when they have to eat a cup of brussel sprouts. But beer is absolutely acceptable too.
*takes a hit
Jon: "wow, we have all of these red solo cups and no beer, what are we going to do?"

*passes that sht, Stephen takes a hit
Stephen:"... at least we have weed and all of this candy..."

*they suddenly look at each other with wide, bloodshot eyes
Jon and Stephen: "BONG PONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGHNIEIOCMEFJOQCJFI"
bong pong by dubsteph May 29, 2013

Boner Stoked 

So stoked that you have a boner.
"Dude I landed that hill flip I've been working on I'm so boner stoked!" "I'm boner stoked about bombing this parking garage it looks like some gnarly speed!!!!" "Why are you so boner stoked?"
Boner Stoked by Black Colby January 15, 2014

Boner Wizard 

A Boner wizard is a wizard of boners. Using their boner powers they can instantly create the ultimate boner to not only themselves but anyone they wish. Completely useless on women but fine on hermaphrodites, of course.
"You're a Boner Wizard, Harry."
"A what?"
"A Boner Wizard."
Boner Wizard by Vincen Darkstar December 29, 2014

Bong Shlong 

When you smoke weed out out of a penis shaped Bong
Hey Its a Penis shaped Bong I did not know you smoked weed out of a Bong Shlong
Bong Shlong by jeffaffahhhhh34 October 3, 2016