Old Man Sam

He fucking loves history and trains (a little too much). He has a history of beating children and telling them get of his zip line. In West Virginia, he is also known as Grandpa Jones by many of the Boy Scouts who have been beaten. He also has a habit of calling ppl ‘Chief’ and hating everyone and everything. He’s somehow the saltiest 21 year old alive.

“Old Man Sam slapped me!”

“Guess who got written up for slapping a child at work?!... that’s right! You guessed it! Old man Sam!”

by MJM2020 December 3, 2018

Candy Man

a white van that waits outside ur school to rape u

the candy mans outside

by Hard Virgin August 6, 2020

old man block

When a person acts as they comprehend what are you saying, then walk away and they did comprehend at all. They repeat the information incorrectly.

Rob has old man block; he keeps calling Halle “holly”

by Abbysworld April 10, 2021

Mullet man

Idiots who likes getting bottomed by pedo stashed, caterpillar eyebrowed little boys

Is he a mullet man?
Yes he is

by Fobert Relekey June 17, 2021

Arch manning standing on business against Sam Houston

When you celebrate something really small and minimal. Form of sarcasm.

Nora made a C on her essay!!! Yesss it’s like Arch Manning Standing on Business Against Sam Houston!!

by Labubu67mafi November 28, 2025

Man wassup

A term originated in Broward County used for hyping things or situations. Sounds better coming from females.

Girls in the club making cute snaps (one friend) “man wassup!”

Girls see a group of scammers and get excited “man wassup!”

by Chocolatedream90 November 23, 2021

rad man

Someone who cracks a cold one on Saturday with his buddy’s and goes to work the next day drunk

Tod- yo Brian ur such a rad man

Brian- thanks but it’s all gonna end soon

Tod-my wife’s pregnant 🤰

by Xxxraadmae June 6, 2019