stroked to cracker (my son)

When you try do do something but fail and look like a full idiot

person A- "Im gonna beat your ass at WRC"

few minutes later, person A has been beaten at WRC badly.

person B- "stroked to cracker" ("my son"-optional)

by ch April 12, 2004

Hand me my iron

A mock phrase alluding to using one's golf equipment as weaponry.

When is a nine iron like a billy club? Whenever you want it to be.

by JonMphy April 21, 2003

have a seat my son

A father telling his son to have a seat

"Have a seat my son 💙 😉❤ 😎 "

by Have a seat my son 💙 😉❤ 😎 April 4, 2021

fo shizzle my nizzo

for sure my brother i.e. the affirmative, yes , thats right

Wanna hit this 40?
For shizzle my nizzle!

by q September 9, 2003

fo shizzle my nizzo

Slang for "For sure my nigga"

by Sean September 17, 2003

Spill the Beans in my pants suit

Slang Term for Crapping your pants

"Oh my god you guysh, that shcary movie jusht made me Spill the Beans in my pants suit"

by Dana J April 21, 2006

did you assume my gender

A straw man fallacy used to portray how trans people would(n't) respond if someone were to misgender them.

"Did you assume my gender?" said the strawman.

by milse June 5, 2018