BOAT

boat stands for Best Of All Time. It's similar to goat but better.

"Yo Max is such a BOAT"

"She brought me a jacket, what a boat"

by Sofia the Boat February 27, 2021

Mississippi boat tour

When one takes a shit in the upper tank of the toilet. The turd proceeds to turn round and round.

Just took a Mississippi boat tour in Ben’s bathroom. Let’s go.

by KC Export January 14, 2022

Rubber for my boat

The term used for when you need a condom for your penis

Josh: "Yo you got a rubber for my boat I can use."

Rosie: "Erm yer sure"

by toxicwaste October 22, 2008

whatever fucks your boat

Veyr much like whatever floats your boat but with more pizazz and gravitas

Person 1: "Should I climb mount everest and then parachute off the top of it?"

Person 2: "whatever fucks your boat"

by batman2504 March 11, 2025

BOATED

Someone who tries too hard to be GOATED but fails.

Tyler ; Bro Eminem is GOATED.
McLovin ; Nah he tries too hard, lowkey BOATED.

by Kop_ December 24, 2020

Noah boat n'em

When the whitest boy to ever live hangs out with black boys that do black boy activities.

He is not white, he is a Noah boat n'em

by black individual March 12, 2024

flying boat

Simply the greatest form of fast-ish aerial transport.

Not sexual innuendo; if you were thinking it was, go away; you pervert

Man, look at that Sunderland! I wish flying boats were still in use - pity those faggoty land-planes took over after the War...

by A certain man of pedigree March 24, 2024