Text Girlfriend

A girl who's been dumped via text.

Jim: Are you still dating Melissa?
Steve: No, I made her my text girlfriend.

by rocketman33 October 12, 2009

Text

Sending message to some asshole who probably doesn't like you.

Hym "Oh yeah... I remember that cooking text thing. It wasn't very good. I mean, in terms of depth. Wasn't very deep or compelling. And I didn't think it was analogous or comparable to the Bible series in the way that you thought it was. This isn't a very deep criticism... Just sayin'...."

by Hym Iam July 6, 2022

Textacy

The infatuation with texting, to the point where you ignore conversations and other people and focus soley on the art of text.

Dude, come out of that state of textacy and take this shot

by Innoculous October 18, 2008

big text

when facebook does the the big text thing because you only have a sort status but also is used when you making a status of importance .

her status was only five words long so it was in big text.
she put the words "big text" at the end of her status even though it wasn't short to add emphasis.

by lazyloaf February 12, 2017

Textarded

Someone who(always)sends their text message before completing the message.

Every day I get a text message from Brandon, and it is incomplete. He is sooo (textarded!)

by oangieo June 20, 2008

Holiday Text

that inevitable text that you have the urge to send to all your friends including people that you never talk to but you do it anyways because your in the holiday spirit

Happy Thanksgiving! Merry Christmas! and Happy New Year! are prime examples of a Holiday Text

by hardhitr3 January 1, 2010

Bottom Text

Adrians asshole

Adrians bottom text sure was delicious last night!

by prophetbigcock November 30, 2016