the Jerry Springer

When a person sucks a man's balls and jerks him off at the same time. Resembles the motion of Jerry Springer fans, "Jerry, Jerry, Jerry..."

She totally gave me the Jerry Springer. It was glorious.

by Badkider May 5, 2011

springtime of youth

A common saying with possible anime influences that represents the height of ones youth. Can also refer to a state of mind.

-- A boy trying to grab my penis or stick his fingers up my ass is merely in his glorious Springtime of Youth. I can still remember my Springtime of Youth...sitting on my friend's laps, grabbing at each other's penises. What wonderful days.

by Hexus May 28, 2006

Springer Buffalo

An enormous woman who chrages at the object of her anger while appearing on Jerry Springer

LOOK OUT! there's a Springer Buffalo coming at you!

by Tenarr July 1, 2005

springing

state of being high where you just feel like bouncing all over the place

''shit im so high im just springing over here.''

by alexandria14 March 19, 2008

Splinge!

Word to describe the feeling when you see a really fine pair of breasts. The word is also a description of the sound made in your head on the removal of the bra. Weird, but it works.
Also describes something really good, a greeting to friends and a friendly sign-off on SMS. A verbal device borne out of too many mind altering substances - a whole lexicon was discovered.

'Sploof' - really big, saggy breasts.
'Spludge' - not that much better, but smaller.
'Sploin' - Slightly saggy, but nice all the same.
'Splinge' - Lovely, perfectly rounded tits. About a 'C' to a 'D'. Can be bigger.
'Spillip' - Small. Can be nice, but might fill a B cup.
'Spink' - Mosquito's have attacked your girlfriend and left two marks on her chest. Throw some 'D's on that!!

"Ello mate"
"How do?"
"Check out the Sploins on that!!!"
"Nah- happy with the Splinge at home, cheers."
"Fair one, Splinge!"
"Splinge!"

by ed2chef April 29, 2009

West Springfield

People that like to steal crew jackets. to their credit, the jackets were returned... some of them... eventually

C'mon dude, put the jacket down; You don't want people thinking you're a West Springfield

by whowantstoknow May 19, 2003

Bruce Springsteen

Neo Cockney rhyming slang for the Queen

"on this coin is a picture of the Bruce"
"The what?"
"The Bruce"
"eh?"
"The Bruce Springsteen..."
"...."
"The Queen!"
"oh."

by funktrap February 9, 2009