Quick with the shits

When someone frequently uses the bathroom in a short amount of time because they have diarrhea

Yo Tammy are you going to the bathroom again?

Yeah girl idk. I had taco bell earlier and then I got the taco bell sweats. I'll be back though

Mmm poor girl is quick with the shits

by lompoc_high August 25, 2018

Five Guys Shits

The irresistible urge to blow up a bathroom after eating Five Guys. Usually sets in 53-65 minutes after consuming. Worsened by Cajun Fries

Man Running Through Airport: “Excuse me, excuse me, coming through. “
Stranger 1: “He must have a tight connection.”
Stranger 2: “No, I’ve seen that run before and that crazed look in his eyes. Poor bastard has the Five Guys Shits.

by lws0925 August 11, 2019

Land of Saints

Smoking a zoot

Wanna go Land of Saints bro?

by Zootnani October 15, 2019

i dont give triple shits

I don’t give two shits, but it’s damn triple and you probably don’t give a fuck

Player 1: gg
Player 2: I DONT GIVE TRIPLE SHITS ABOUT THE GAME

by Zraco January 3, 2020

Person who shits in gardens

Bearded Jesus looking type of gentleman who cannot control his bowel movements and thus deficates on people’s lawns like an annoying neighbours cat

Person who shits in gardens

by Dangermou5e October 15, 2020

The Shammy Shits

The diarrhea and or gas one gets after drinking a McDonald’s Shamrock Shake.

Dude I had the shammy shits last night after that shake.

by Memely_dayz March 19, 2021

Chaotic little shits 😛✨🤗

A beautiful group chat of stupid people. It usually consists of a sad lesbian, the sarcastic aesthetic one and the one who loops every conversation back to Taylor Swift 💕

“Oh my god, this trio I know are such an aesthetic mess but super hot 🥵”

“Oh they’re probably chaotic little shits 😛✨🤗”

by Chaotic little shit #3 July 2, 2021