Traditionally, baby splashdowns are given only for the family's first child, and only men are invited to party.
It’s a male version of the much tamer baby shower (these are held during the day and guests flick cotton wool balls into a cooking pot, give gifts and there’s normally a botchy row).
The pending Father convenes in a pub with his male friends and conduct a last big ‘Leo Sayer’ before the birth of a child.
Ideally the Father will not return home that evening.
It’s a male version of the much tamer baby shower (these are held during the day and guests flick cotton wool balls into a cooking pot, give gifts and there’s normally a botchy row).
The pending Father convenes in a pub with his male friends and conduct a last big ‘Leo Sayer’ before the birth of a child.
Ideally the Father will not return home that evening.
“That’s it done - a classic Baby Splashdown - am so hungover but I’ve had my last big night before I pretend at being some sort of Dad….oh Lord!”
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That one guy during you're senior splashin game who got surprised, eliminated, and recorded while he was masturbating. The initial event is now known as the Senior Splashin incident.
Hey bro did you hear, Leland got eliminated last night on senior splashin, now he's the Senior Splashin Splooger.
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by cock n' roll October 19, 2013
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Jesus Christ, Chelsea needs to calm her little titz down with the damn hashtags on Instagram! She's a fucking Hash Tagging Slasher!
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