penis tag

A useless meeting or training session amongst higher ups at any company. They take turns trying to touch each others junk metaphorically.

This award ceremony is nothing but a game of penis tag.

by ooh ahh ridge June 2, 2020

gamer penis

It's when your penis touches your chair when your playing CoD and cresses your Bellend

Oi John, when I was Playing CoD my gamer penis was pissing me off

by V0iz October 17, 2017

ostrich penis

A big penis that will please your wife.

Yo look at that huge ostrich penis!

by Ostrich balls February 1, 2017

shower penis

A dick that's already big, even before erection.

SHOW-ER

"Wow, John's definitely more of a shower than a grower ."

"Best dick I've ever had , definitely need to find more of that shower penis."

by pinkbunnyxhorror May 12, 2016

Booze Penis

When a man has consumed so much alcohol that he cannot obtain a erection in the appropriate situations.

"Yo dude, I was going to fuck her, but then I realized I had booze penis from all that alcohol we drank."

"Shit man, I'm so drunk I can't get it up. I have booze penis."

by EndangeredSpecies09 December 28, 2009

beating penis

Rough, borderline abusive male masturbation (self or otherwise).

-Misheard from Starbomb's song "Rap Battle: Ryu vs. Ken"

-Think you can stop beating penis long enough for this rap battle to the death?

-Probably!

-Why are you in the hopsital?
-I was beating penis a bit too enthusiastically, I'm checking to make sure I didn't get an infection.

by Mister Fuggles August 18, 2016

breathing penis

When your half way through a boner and your penis moves up and down periodically.

Dude he’s got a breathing penis!

by Hasj May 2, 2018