penis hunting

The Penis hunting is when a group of human females,hang out together on the weekends and compete each other for attention of alpha males,Usually the kind of girls doing the hunt are not material for relationships.

Penis hunting : See that group of junkie girls? They are hunting some dicks,Avoid them at once,If you dont want to kiss spermed lips.

by Myrmidon345 May 15, 2016

shower penis

A dick that's already big, even before erection.

SHOW-ER

"Wow, John's definitely more of a shower than a grower ."

"Best dick I've ever had , definitely need to find more of that shower penis."

by pinkbunnyxhorror May 12, 2016

Penis Wipe

Wiping your penis against a brick wall as a form of self harm.

Damn. This days been shit. I could really penis wipe right now.

by JelleySuckOff December 28, 2016

ostrich penis

A big penis that will please your wife.

Yo look at that huge ostrich penis!

by Ostrich balls February 1, 2017

Penis Crush

When someone has a crush on a guy's penis. The person most likely only likes the guy because of his penis size or what he can do in the bedroom. Although, a penis crush can turn into something more.

I have a major penis crush on Brett.

I dont really like Tom, I just have a penis crush on him.

by simmadana February 28, 2011

penis failure

an example of vandalism to Wikipedia.

On June 22, 2008, George Carlin passed away due to penis failure.

by VarietyPerson November 28, 2011

Penis Admirer

A guy that prefers beautiful cocks instead of scary vulvas.
A guy in denial of being gay.

A: Yo, you’re gay.
B: Stop calling me gay, I’m just a penis admirer!!!

by mindblowingmindblower August 30, 2022