Mother of the Mawdz.
An amazing woman, who will make love to any man, woman or animal, in any orifice, for only 3 pennies.
Her wonder is only outshined by the tunnel of love.
An amazing woman, who will make love to any man, woman or animal, in any orifice, for only 3 pennies.
Her wonder is only outshined by the tunnel of love.
by onewiththewang January 28, 2004
Get the mawdz mommug. 
by peeeeeepeeeeeepoooooopoooooo December 31, 2021
Get the bricias mommug. A suburban mom who spends 99% of her life on instagram hash tagging the shit out of every fucking thing on her posts, singlehandedly responsible for making hashtags not cool anymore. 100% of a hashtag mom's hashtags actually don't link to a single other thing. Before he died, Stephen Hawking may have predicted that the demise of instagram would come as a result of hashtag moms annoying the fuck out of all the other users. #suburbanmom #whohashtagseverything #inherinstagramposts #tryingtobecool #notcoolitsannoying #annoyingaf #idontgiveashitaboutyourkidshalloweenparty
Dave: OMG what the fuck is with Kayla, she posted on instagram about going to the pumpkin patch with her kids preschool class and she put about 5 lines of hashtags on it. How annoying!
Anthony Weiner: What an annoying hashtag mom. I'm gonna unfollow her as soon as I finish posting these dick pics.
Anthony Weiner: What an annoying hashtag mom. I'm gonna unfollow her as soon as I finish posting these dick pics.
by RATTnroll August 21, 2019
Get the Hashtag Mommug. A middle-aged woman ranging from the ages of mid 20's to 40's. Feels entitled at any moment to brag that her daughter is the best. Speeds 25 mph over and buys Starbucks every other hour. Schedules team bondings every week and demands her daughter has playing time. Tries to befriend the coach and manage everything. No matter what she does her daughter is still unhappy.
by RatLover27 August 13, 2021
Get the Volleyball mommug. by probablygaylol July 8, 2022
Get the Ur mommug.