meat cleaver

variation of the saturday night bowler, or the insertion of the middle and ring finger into the vagina and the thumb into the anus, only you pinch the fingers and thumb together.

not many girls enjoy the meat cleaver

meat cleaver by mike May 19, 2003

meat oboe 

Penis - usually black.

See skin flute

meat oboe by Ed Luve March 15, 2004

meat sheet 

also known as face sheets in college, in which new freshmen with their high school photos and hometowns are listed. "meat" sheet instead of "meet" sheet because upperclassmen use them to pick which cute freshmen to hit on at back-to-campus parties.

"That chick is hot--I saw her in the meat sheet and memorized her hobbies."

meat sheet by desertfrog May 4, 2006

meat gazer 

N. When a man is staring at another mans crotch in a homosexual way while the unsuspecting male is being victimized.

"Ah dude watch out for this meat gazer in the Cowboy's jersey."

meat gazer by bobby dville October 24, 2007

meat-chin 

The extra piece of meat some people have on their chin. People with butt-chins basically have a meat-chin with a dimple.

My little boy is so cute, I like to to pinch his meaty meat-chin.

meat-chin by agrus001 May 5, 2009

Meat Ghost 

A sheet with a small hole cut into it placed upon a spooky dong.

My vagina is still haunted since that meat ghost covered it in ectoplasm.

Meat Ghost by Kurtmarble October 7, 2016

Meat Sweats 

When you wake up and there's an imprint of yourself in sweat on your bed.

Ugh I woke up with the meat sweats

Meat Sweats by hyperdolan December 10, 2017