velcro licker

one who lacks intelligence and therefore licks velcro, in the process one's tongue becomes stuck and is pulled out of the mouth; the equivalent of a window licker

My cat Toby is such a velcro licker, he ran into the wall.

by Tobiyashi February 2, 2009

whore licker

lap licker and whore togther

lesbian whores who do oral sex

cecily is a such a whore licker

yes she is

by 7candyluver7 July 26, 2009

your teeth are locked the fuck up

1. You look good, you have it together, you are definitely looking hot.
2. You are exactly right, you said that perfectly.

L: "Do you think I am unclear with that statement?"
A: No, your teeth are locked the fuck up on that one.

by DVBE July 11, 2011

Candy Licker

Someone who takes their job waaaay to seriously. Especially in retail. They like corporate arse.

These Candy Lickers want me to wear 5 pieces of flair!

by spectralux November 25, 2009

lip locked

This happens when a dude that has braces on his teeth is going down on a girl that is quite hairy in the nether lips and his braces get ensnared in her pubes, thus locking his face lips onto her downstairs lips.

-Hey, did you hear about Timmy?

-Yeah, I heard he went down on that random girl at the party, and they got lip locked.

-I guess that's why you need to check before you munch.

-True.

by valet6969 October 9, 2011

lacker

nice, good or excellent.

"i just watched a lacker film"

by MISS ME* December 16, 2009

Screen Looker

A person who tends to look at other peoples screens in hopes of beating them at any or all first person shooters. He uses the justification that one only plays games to win -- and to achieve this goal it's fine to screen look. A.K.A Brad Baum

Brad Baum, you're such a screen looker. You will leave a hollow life if you continue to do so.

by Humzabin101010101 August 26, 2009