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Get the beef jerky dog mug.It is a prominent position within the Lupearians that is held by a masculine petite male, that is initiated into the role of the Dirty Jerbear by preforming several Lupearian ritual acts from the Books of Rancid Nasties. The average age of a Dirty Jerbear is between 18-22 years of age.
It is said, that in order for a masculine petite male to be entered into the rituals of the Dirty Jerbear, they must follow strict dietary and low body mass conditions. Other conditions include a horseshoe styled mustache that serves as the male version cum catcher.
The Dirty Jerbear shall not be mistaken as a jerbear, as the Dirty Jerbear is a position within the group of the Lupearians.
The ultimate purpose of the Dirty Jerbear, is to serve the Alpha Lupearians by catching their cum during certain Lupearian rituals. The horseshoe styled mustache assists by catching residual cum that might have been missed.
It was speculated that the rituals of the Dirty Jerbear were practiced in Sodom and Gomorrah but the practices were forgotten after the destruction. The practice of the Dirty Jerbear was then rediscovered at the end of the 3rd century, decades after the re-emergence of the Lupearians.
It is said, that in order for a masculine petite male to be entered into the rituals of the Dirty Jerbear, they must follow strict dietary and low body mass conditions. Other conditions include a horseshoe styled mustache that serves as the male version cum catcher.
The Dirty Jerbear shall not be mistaken as a jerbear, as the Dirty Jerbear is a position within the group of the Lupearians.
The ultimate purpose of the Dirty Jerbear, is to serve the Alpha Lupearians by catching their cum during certain Lupearian rituals. The horseshoe styled mustache assists by catching residual cum that might have been missed.
It was speculated that the rituals of the Dirty Jerbear were practiced in Sodom and Gomorrah but the practices were forgotten after the destruction. The practice of the Dirty Jerbear was then rediscovered at the end of the 3rd century, decades after the re-emergence of the Lupearians.
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