The biggest fucking asshole whose dick is the size of a tic-tac and always puts on and extra small condom when it's cold outside.
by Buddafinga October 4, 2024
Get the Evanmug. As an evan absolute libtard smokes crack out of a Pepsi can can make you laugh, pretty awkward, can't pull, above average peter, easy to get along with and has a lot of friends
That guy's name is Evan. He make me laugh
by Pizzasuicide March 12, 2022
Get the Evanmug. A caring boy who likes to play video games and only likes you for you. He is a virgin and doesn’t feel like changing that anytime soon. He will want to know you honestly.
by Lllllllllaaaaammmmmaaaaa April 16, 2020
Get the Evanmug. A fucking gorgeous sophomore from Damonte Ranch high school she’s fucking perfect and Brett Adams is in love with her
by BigPoppy6996 July 10, 2018
Get the Tatum Evansmug. Evan is such an amazing guy. He will do anything for a girl and is such a gentleman. Usually having longer hair he is so cute. Evan’s are one of the type of people you want to keep around you.
Evan Elliott if you are reading this right now I love you
Evan Elliott if you are reading this right now I love you
Evan is a gentleman
by Caelyn<3 November 22, 2021
Get the Evanmug. 