Pidgey-Drunk

Drunker than drunk; where unfunny is funny, unsexy is sexy, and the most excited of us pass the fuck out.

Man, I had to deal with some CRAZY customers this week -- I need to get Pidgey-Drunk tonight.

by EdJim February 11, 2010

craigslist drunk

Intoxication at the level that involves utlizing high speed internet to cruise Craigslist for whores.

Tommy snuck out the backdoor of the bar because he was craigslist drunk.

by jb- November 2, 2010

Douchebag Drunk

When an obvious douchebag gets incredible drunk and begins to break property, such as windows, doors, lamps, furniture, etc.

Joe got douchebag drunk last night and punched through the front door glass of the dorm lobby. The cops came and fined him big time.

by bbonehead666 March 5, 2011

Shitface Drunk

When you are drunk off you ass and what not!

Hey is it time to drive? NO 'CAUSE I AM SHITFACE DRUNK!

by emily b January 3, 2004

Designated Drunk

The designated drunk helps to occupy the police while his buddies drive away.

A cop was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.
Meanwhile, all the other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The cop was waiting for him. As soon as he pulled onto the street, the cop stopped him, read him his rights and administered the breathalyzer test to determine his blood-alcohol content.

The results showed a reading of 0.0.
The puzzled cop demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated drunk."

by Crawdadz January 1, 2009

Perfect drunk

An alcohol induced coma that nearly removes all sense of awareness yet creates and maintains a blissful state of being. Complimented by the miraculous avoidance of potential social and biological hazards, this drunk cannot be sought but only stumbled into.

"I don't know what's going on, and I don't remember what I just said." - Jeremy perfect drunk

by Macro, Son, Semen, Steve January 30, 2009

Rob Drunk

To drink alcohol in surplus amounts with no respect for one's appearance, coherency, and personal safety until inevitably vomiting and passing out.

"Man I was so fucked up last night, i was definitely rob drunk."

"Dude, you were rob drunk last night."

by PallMall May 13, 2010