Forced Diversity 

When someone is included for no other reason than to please the woke brigade.

Film Director: "This film about the history of Eskimos just isn't diverse enough. Get the casting agent to find a few black lesbians, and we'll create a storyline for them."

Film Producer: "But wouldn't that be, like, forced diversity?"

Film Director: "Who cares, the liberals will love it, and we'll be eligible for Oscar nominations next year".

Forced Diversity by I Hate Political Correctness April 22, 2021

My dad drives this car 

(Always said with a whining tone) A simple excuse for not being able to use your car for any reason.

Matt: hey could we roll the blunt in your car?
Mark: No way! My dad drives this car!
Matt: whatever your a pussy

My dad drives this car by SneakyBastard90 December 17, 2010

Sunday Driver 

A motorist who engages in any number of dilatory driving techniques that recklessly slow down traffic, including but not limited to: driving below the speed limit, slowing down more than once on a city block while looking for a parking spot, waiting for a pedestrian to finish traversing the entire walkway before turning, or remaining stopped after a light turns green. Sunday drivers often claim to be driving defensively but in fact their driving is offensive and aggitates normal commuters.

Sorry I'm late, but these sunday drivers slowed me down. </p>
I don't support the death penalty, but would make an exception for Sunday drivers.</p>
Traffic in West Coast cities is exacerbated by the widespread phenomenon of Sunday drivers.

Sunday Driver by Yonaton January 3, 2009

Pearl Dive 

Performing oral sex on a female and licking her clitoris (aka licking the pearl tongue).

She loves to Pearl Dive on juicy, tuna-flavored snooch for hours!

Pearl Dive by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007

High Five Super Dive 

A variation of high five scuba dive, consists of high five followed by forward diving motion with the high fiving hand. Accompanied by the words "High Five Super Dive!!"
"High Five" on the high five, "super dive" on the dive.

Tom " Wow i just won the lottery!!"

Josh "Dude!!!"

Both "High Five Super Dive!!"

High Five Super Dive by Josiah Ferncliff Bircham May 8, 2008

Truck Driver Fart

A loud, monstrous, gaseous explosion from the anus that claps the ass cheeks and rattles the walls

"Bro, that fat girl probably rips off a couple truck driver farts every morning - I'm gonna get her drunk tonight and bang her silly"

Truck Driver Fart by Dawn Keedic May 17, 2010

Adam Driver

daddy

Adam Driver is my daddy.

Adam Driver by anonymous4002 April 20, 2020