Down-low douchebag

Your average businessman by day but Affliction wearing, fauxhawk sporting, jagerbomb drinking, douchebag all up in the club VIP at night. DLD for short.

So I saw this good looking guy in a suit at the grocery store today, but I suspect he's a down-low douchebag cause that's the average San Francisco male between the ages of 24 - 40...

by HKRBM July 29, 2009

douchebag

People that have no life, and come on this site to be mean to people that did nothing wrong. Like dumb girls from beaver dam.

People like jenny sham and lauryn harp. What a douchebag they are!

by Higel June 2, 2008

Doucheberg

Someone who's level of Douchebaggery has has gotten so large that it's as big as an iceberg

Glenn Beck - Doucheberg
Rush Limbaugh - Doucheberg
Bill O'Reilly - Doucheberg
Dick Cheney - Total Doucheberg

by LeftyCoaster November 7, 2010

douchebagitron

Any douchebag character from the 1960's animated television program "The Jetson's."

"Well, Mr. Spacely, I wouldn't have mixed up the orders if you weren't such a douchebagitron."

by hmsbgle May 18, 2009

Douchebag

1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.
2. An insult given to a person who is being douche like.

Stacey and Lauren shared a loving relationship, however Laurens pet name to Stacey was Brown Bear and Stacey's to Lauren was douchebag. The reason for this was that Lauren was having unprotected sex and not very hygienic in concern with the vagina, thus Lauren was a acting like a douchebag!

by Christopher Turk April 20, 2008

douchebag

Literal translation: A bag of women's pee.

Urban meaning: A person that acts like an asshole or bitch and treat another person like shit.

You are such a douchebag!

by Farrah_91 July 13, 2009

douchebagit

To do something really douchey like standing someone up or dogging on a friend!

I have a date tonight and I'm suppose to meet her at the restaurant. Although I think I'll douchebagit and go out with this other hot girl I met at the drug store!

by Dilster August 25, 2009