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Mink Disease

When someone or a large group of people cut their hair very short unexpectedly, usually used to describe a random wave of boys all getting the same haircut.
“Dude, mink disease is spreading like wildfire!”
I know right, I can’t believe so many people are getting mink”
by Indonesian Sauce Website May 14, 2024
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Bucklandnism Disease

A disorder which makes you bitch and become a rotten, cold, Lying, and a spoiled rich whore. Side effects may include Cat Abuse, Giving Chihuahuas liquors and AK 47's, Pissing your Local Mexican Off, and Pretending to be the ultimate Weeaboo in front of your Japanese obsessed friends. If you suffer from any of these symptoms please consult with a real doctor and not one selling condoms for 99 cents.
Michael: Hey My Daughter is suffering from Bucklandnism Disease is there a cure for this stuff?
Doctor: Sorry Mr. Michael Thompson I can't help you right now. There are things that I can do and there are things that I can't do.
Michael: So you're basically saying my daughter is fucked up for life?
Doctor: Unless She stop Snorting Coffee Beans and being a Freaking Whore maybe I can give you a call.
Michael: NOOOOOO! Doctor I need you to Cure the Bucklandnism Disease
Doctor: Fuck this shit, Michael I'm Heading to Hawaii! You're nothing but a crazy bastard.
by Arika Cho cho Butterface March 18, 2017
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Shins disease

Shins disease is another term for a completely monstrous hangover off strictly bud lites.
“Yeah I was down the shore last night slamming thirty or forty bud lites with the fam and I woke up this with the absolute WORST case of shins disease”
by Cussyprusher69 October 21, 2019
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Erica-Nervosa Disease

A disease which makes people touch other people's private areas.
Hey, did you know eric has Erica-Nervosa disease?
by muck Mucks October 20, 2017
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Poor Shooting Disease (PSD)

A basketball term where a team simply misses a ton of shots. This can be because the team is actually bad at shooting or because they are in a random shooting slump. PSD is not usually a terminal. Symptoms will start to wane and the team will eventually be healed. Their shooting averages will revert to normal. If the team is just bad at shooting basketballs, they will die a slow and painful death in the form of lost games due to PSD.

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Baller 1: Man, how do we keep losing these games? These teams are terrible.
Baller 2: I don't know man, I think it's a bad case of Poor Shooting Disease (PSD).
by wosh360 January 16, 2016
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Dohn Joe Disease

When you have a cold and you blow your nose so much that it starts shredding the skin under your nose to the point of needing a healing cream
Joe: dude I had a cold and blew my nose so much

John: you have Dohn Joe Disease
by Nuk3_ April 21, 2021
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Shroyer’s Disease

just got diagnosed with shroyer’s disease, his dick was sooo good fr
by coyotekitchen August 31, 2022
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