When you are on your boyfriend's back in a lake and he farts all gross like and it goes straight up in your vagina and causes BV or worse.
So, we were banging and she was all "OMG is that your feet?"
He said, "Nah, yiu got camp crotch from my shit bubble."
He said, "Nah, yiu got camp crotch from my shit bubble."
by Bitchtitties December 17, 2020
Get the Camp Crotchmug. by godsWork November 15, 2021
Get the Crotch Goblinmug. Crotch rocket, a crotch rocket is a term for a motorcycle or cyclist that likes to gloat about having more than 2 cylinders, common things said by riders that own these bikes are that Harleys are slow, when in reality there trying to compensate for there tiny dick and how they think there special, these riders commonly are what are considered (see squid) squid, by old bikers for there lack of riding skills and how they act stupid on the road.
Jim: Look at the bozo on that crotch rocket
Joe: I bet he thinks he’s god or something on that crotch rocket, I hate squid riders
Joe: I bet he thinks he’s god or something on that crotch rocket, I hate squid riders
by Fucurbbrjcusve August 13, 2021
Get the Crotch rocketmug. by gaysensualist October 25, 2012
Get the crotch knotmug. Business in the front (penis / vagina)
Party at the back (anus)
When your backside is hairier than your penis / vagina
Party at the back (anus)
When your backside is hairier than your penis / vagina
1: Mate, I went down on this chick and she had a full on crotch mullet!
2: Dude. she could have at least shaved her ass! that's rank!
2: Dude. she could have at least shaved her ass! that's rank!
by lollerfishy June 22, 2011
Get the crotch mulletmug. by Bouillabaisse February 4, 2018
Get the Crotch dinnermug. by Gibblerjsshhahsh November 3, 2015
Get the nasty crotchmug.