pancake crotch

A slang used to describe a small male anatomy, similar to the appearance of the crotch area of a Ken doll.

Gord: Who's that guy over there?

Kate: Oh...don't bother with him, he has a pancake crotch.

by laddie85 April 20, 2010

Crotch Doughnut

Another name for vagina

I just ate her crotch doughnut

by zesty_dubie October 1, 2009

crotch bucket

One that puts many things in the crotch.

"Has your mom always been such a crotch bucket?"

by millamic June 12, 2009

crotch maskin'

When someone shoves their gentiles into someone's face.
(alt. crotch masked)

Bruno crotch maskin' Eminem was the best part of the show; thought I was gonna bust a gut when one of the dudes from 'the Hangover' was crotch masked when after opening the truck.

by dmccowan June 14, 2009

crotch pebbles

The crusty "crumbs" in the groin area on either a male or a female.

I was wiping myself off and dusted off some crotch pebbles.

by crotchpebble January 9, 2011

Crotch Boogies

When a dudes Flesh sac gets Real sweaty and sticky, causing it to stick to his thighs and shit. Kinda like sticky boogers. Will cause an itch.

Dude, I'm getting mad Crotch Boogies!

by TheIDKman December 4, 2010

crotch knuckle

A term for a woman's clitoris. Because of its location in between the legs, it almost resembles a knuckle on a hand in between two fingers.

I got her off by rubbing her crotch knuckle.

by The Massiah December 6, 2010