louisiana clam bake 

Born of a three-way, it's when two beavers go to town on either side of the same tree at the same time.

Have you gotten your invitation to the Louisiana clam bake at The Manor next week?

louisiana clam bake by Enchilata Seniorita January 6, 2008

sketchy clam 

The lesser-known cousin of the awkward turtle. Used when a situation is sketchy. The motion is two closed fists, joined at the wrist, making a clapping motion.

The Maharishi University of Management attracts large numbers of hippies, but still exhibits strong class division. *sketchy clam*

sketchy clam by Mary Wollstonecraft June 11, 2008

Ham/Clam Ratio 

The ratio between girls and guys in a social situation. Just like any ratio, the Ham/Clam can be reduced. For example, if there are five girls and thirty guys at a party, the ratio is a poor 1:5 (See: Sausage Fest). A healthy ratio is 1:1 as there is the possibility that everybody's going to get hooked up; however, most males prefer a 2:1 ratio because... well, that's just awesome.

Trevor: Damn, this party is lame. It's all dudes!
Brad: Yeah, I'm estimating a 1:6 Ham/Clam ratio. Let's get out of here.

Ben: I'm liking the people we chill with, but we need to get a few more girls to even out the Ham/Clam.

Ham/Clam Ratio by BrotherSpot April 28, 2009

tapping clam 

to have anal sex with a female and having her suck your penis.

pamela and tommy lee

tapping clam by joel April 10, 2006

Steamed Clam 

The act of eating out a girl while in a hot steamy shower.

Dude: So what're you gunna have for dinner?
Dude2: I don't know about you, but I'm having steamed clam.

Steamed Clam by IrishBigguns October 5, 2005

Chinese clam bake 

When you use chop sticks to entice a women's sensual state, by inserting one chop stick in the pink and one chop stick in the stink, working them vigorously, in a circular motion.

Why does Kim sound like she is speaking Chinese today? Oh, that's because Adam gave her a Chinese clam bake last night. She still isn't the same.

Chinese clam bake by mofoko March 27, 2010

New England Clam Bake 

Insert New England clam chowder up your partners ass and then shove your cock in and blow a load, then felch the contents

She wouldnt cook me dinner so I made her a New england Clam Bake

New England Clam Bake by jb279 March 6, 2009