Mackino (cheese)

absolutely devouring the cheese.

"I hear she gives really good Mackino (cheese) ... slut."

by creamserena February 2, 2023

Pencil Cheese

Smegma. Penile cream cheese. Knob cheese. Dick cheese. Ripe and typically under the foreskin and around the bellend.

I pulled back my foreskin and spotted a motherload of pencil cheese.

by Eaton Holgoode December 7, 2018

Cheese baguette

An unwashed Frenchman's cock, a perpetrator of hostile gay acts using his cheesy wang.
A Dassault shuffle, accompanied by a bottle of red

When I hand I want to gobble a filthy French fucker and suck on his cheese baguette

by Al Murray July 6, 2017

Lab Cheese

The smegma riddling the labial folds of a filthy whore or prostitute.

Rachel has bad lab cheese.

The whore I banged last night had the worst lab cheese.

by Eaton Holgoode November 8, 2018

Wet Cheese

A saying akin to 'silly sausage' or 'wet paper towel'.

"Oh, Andrew you wet cheese"

by naklsonofnakkl February 28, 2019

break cheese

VERB - The act of sharing Christmas cheese balls on Christmas day with your loved ones.

Yo we gotta break cheese before it's no longer Christmas dude. Come on!

by Symbiotictwist December 25, 2018

Nub Cheese

Min cheese was a form of cheese created in the Ming dynasty days. It was commonly eaten by Misha’s. A Misha is a rank of people working secretly with the emperor’s.

The nub cheese is commonly eaten by Misha’s

by Saucybagel64 April 29, 2022