Melt Cheese

To melt someone cheese: one must raise their hand into the air, spread their finger and thrust it into a mirrored hand held up by someone else. This term is more referred to in the vernacular as "High Five"

to melt cheese:
Howard melted Frank's cheese after he scored the winning goal

by Mr. McMan999 June 17, 2011

Dick Cheese

When you haven't showered since Slavery was Abolished

Homeless Harold most likely has dick cheese

by Gordon Ramsay's dick cheese May 25, 2023

Cheese-toesty

This is when someone heats their cheesy toes on a radiator and the odor fills the entire room.

Jack is such an asshole, he’s making a cheese-toesty right now and stinking up the whole room.

by Greenbriar29 March 7, 2023

cheese chopped

A term used to refer to the event of getting a bad haircut.

“I can’t believe I just spent 80 dollars just to get my cheese chopped…”

by john56boy March 25, 2023

Mackino (cheese)

absolutely devouring the cheese.

"I hear she gives really good Mackino (cheese) ... slut."

by creamserena February 2, 2023

Cheese Whittle

Cheese whittle (v) /CHēz/ /ˈ(h)widl/

When one man lays naked on his back with a full erection and a group of at least 4 other men masturbate over him and ejaculate onto his erect penis. The ejaculate is then left to dry and harden upon the full-mast shaft. The receiver then, with the help of a whittling knife, whittles the "cheese" off of his still erect penis.

(Note: in order for this to work, the receiver of the cheese must maintain a full election for the entirety of the cheese whittleing process.)

Hey Da'Qwelvis, tomorrow is cheese whittle Wednesday so don't forget to double up on the cialis, your gonna need it!

by NorthSneads November 21, 2022

Nub Cheese

Min cheese was a form of cheese created in the Ming dynasty days. It was commonly eaten by Misha’s. A Misha is a rank of people working secretly with the emperor’s.

The nub cheese is commonly eaten by Misha’s

by Saucybagel64 April 29, 2022