absalicious

absalicious the meaning of one who has a gorgeous set of abs

For example absalicious is Dylan Turner all over

Dylan Turner is very absalicious

by Dylanitteeee November 8, 2013

absolute andrew

A kind of cocktail.

"Hey did you try Absolute Andrew?"
"Nah man, I prefer Absolute Ashley."

by Hola213 December 7, 2013

absurdulous

the quality of being both absurd and ridiculous

People called in sick and I have to stay another eight hours. It's absurdulous!

by Robbie708 January 8, 2014

absolute mess

when one is found in a state of paralysis, vomit stains on their clothing and an elastic band placed around the head as a chin strap.

the male version tends to have their rod protruding from the zip area of the lower garments.

'I seen your man (TQ) in an absolute mess outside the bar on Sunday'

by jamiej13 May 28, 2014

Abstephoria

The fear of being sober.

Did you see Brian? He's always drunk...
Yea, I think he has abstephoria

by Hippie_Aura April 16, 2015

Abstinence

When you don't do the fuck

I hate thinking of sentences, so here's the word abstinence.

by ihatethinkingofnames May 20, 2015

Absolikely

You're sure you're right but you're hedging your bet.

Are you sure the capital of California is Sacramento? Absolikely!

by gorillapoop July 28, 2015