Noodling

When two (usually homosexual) men stand facing and wrap their limp penises around each other's, similar to the way noodles are intertwined.

"Sorry I'm late for work, my partner and I were noodling this morning and it took a while to untangle ourselves."
"The hardest part about noodling is not getting hard!"

by clawmyeyez September 30, 2023

gutter noodling

Fondling someone from behind while they are completely oblivious

Damn Jana, stop gutter noodling me I'm watching tv!

by bmx_2k15 June 9, 2017

Noodle ball

A ball python that is curled up in a ball and loves nothing more than to not get booped

My snake was a cute noodle ball this morning

by Dale yearry sr April 19, 2020

noodle cube

A cube that is formed when a bunch of noodles (usually from a Chinese restaurant) are fused together after being refrigerated and contained in a takeout box.

The Chinese noodles from last week turned into a noodle cube.

by DoctorDont June 18, 2021

Danger noodle

A nope rope but venumiss

Oh no there’s a danger noodle over there!

by I want todos May 14, 2021

noodle bounce

In the game of golf in the time of the corona virus, slices of pool noodles are placed in the hole cups making it easier to retrieve your golf ball from the cup. This lessens the spread of the virus. This also causes the ball to bounce out of the cup sometimes. When this happens the player still gets the credit for "sinking" the ball. Attributing the ball leaving the cup to a "noodle bounce".

On the last hole Chuck was going for the par and his best score. The ball went in but bounced out. We told him don't worry it was obviously a noodle bounce.

by big bbbbbbb May 23, 2020

noodle salad

When a bunch of guys putting flaccid dicks into someones mouth.

Lets give her a noodle salad.

by tpb614 March 30, 2016