Land Whale

A terrorist so fat that they take the whole screen on whatapps

Damn that mercury dude is a fucking land whale.

by Alibaba23 July 23, 2023

land whale

typical genshin player named nathan
will probably make whale call like sounds at you
schizo
beware

normal person: “Hi!”
land whale: “Baddie purr, i need a roll”

by fentluvr January 21, 2024

Whale bacon

During relations one dresses up in a whale costume, and slathers bacon grease on ones meat wand. The proceeds to slap the woman's vagina. Thus making the sound of bacon popping when being cooked.

I asked tommy to finally give me my first piece of whale bacon today and it was immaculate

by That guy jarett from clash September 03, 2017

Whale hunter

Dating a fat girl

Jake Henderson is a whale hunter

by Start as bogan February 27, 2016

Bro Whale

Either of the two men involved in a "Devil's Three-way".

"Dude, that girl over there said she would only go home with me if I brought a friend. Will you be my Bro Whale?"

by theFool_wa March 12, 2015

Whale load

A huge amount of cum

I dumped a whale load on my hoes face last night.

by girthycock666 July 25, 2018

Whale kissing

When two people have their buttholes touch while making whale sounds

Micaela, I loved hearing you and Cody whale kissing last night. I thought Netflix auto played Our Planet.

by CorneliusTheGreat September 18, 2022