Unicornity 

Omniscience. Omnipotence. The ability to do anything with utter perfection, to embellish any situation with sprinkly delight, and to literally shit rainbows.

From having more game than a PS4 to acing classes by while sleeping through them, Matthew demonstrates unicornity in everything he does.

Unicornity by TheNonUnicorn May 9, 2016

uniporn 

When people view unicorns doing dirty... dirty things

The horse was addicted to watching uniporn

uniporn by UnicornsAndTacos February 20, 2015

Rainbows and unicorns 

A way to demean what some one said by calling it complete bullshit.

Guy 1 *Says the same stupid shit for the hundreth time.*

Guy 2 "I can't take this shit any more!"

Guy 3 "Seriously, we our up to our ears in your rainbows and unicorns."

Rainbows and unicorns by pseudonymis magorium August 2, 2011

unicorns

1. Horses with horns on heads.
2. SEXY.
3. PLEASE BREAK FOR ME

"There are a bunch of unicorns in my house."

unicorns by ploopster March 13, 2005

unicornpollyfuckination 

a magical time of year when unicorns get together and mate.

oh look hunny its uniconpollyfuckination season lets go watch them mate.

unicornpollyfuckination by phernando douecheatemnow October 12, 2004

Unicornism 

A cult started in Maryland by two crazy teenage girls. Has already gained a pretty big following.

The Nine Pillars:

1) You must accept the Nine divines to be your only gods.
2) Thou shalt not speak of the nines in vain.
3) Tuesday is the day of bloodbath, which must be kept holy.
4) Honor the unicorns, but do not accept false authority.
5) Thou shalt not murder or desecrate the unicorn, for it is sacred.
6) Thou shalt remain true to the unicorn.
7) Thou shalt steal from nonunicorn worshipers.
8) Thou shalt wear thy horn always.
9) Thou shalt not covet another unicorns horn, or any other object.

Christian: 'Would you like to join my church?'
Unicornist: 'Fuck no! I believe in Unicornism! The Nine Divines are my only gods, that's sinful, you go to Unicorn Hell for that!' *kills nonbeliever*

Unicornism by IMissMyUnicorn December 1, 2010

Unicornism 

Unicornism is the study of love, prayer, worship and respect towards all unicorns.

He studied Unicornism for five years at University before going to a mental instability clinic.

Unicornism by UnicornismForEverAndEver July 4, 2011