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Windows XP

Windows XP is a major release of the Windows NT operating system developed by Microsoft. It is the direct successor to both Windows 2000 for professional users and Windows Me for home users, and was released to manufacturing on August 24, 2001, and later to retail on October 25, 2001.
by windows xp is epic December 23, 2021
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Microsoft Windows

since version 10, it's been one of the most bloated OSes in the world, no wonder it's having such a decline in the market..
and don't get me started about Windows 11 and its oh-so-heavenly requirements, TPM 2, really?
there has been a method of bypassing those requirements, but it's been patched with the new build. (24H2)
this is why i'm telling you guys, MOVE TO LINUX!!
reasons why:
- it has few to no exploits
- it even has a distro dedicated to hacking
- it's fast and smooth
- Debian-based OSes are easy to get used to and to install
and much more.
did you know that there are over a thousand exploits for Microsoft Windows?
by uzrboot February 25, 2024
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Window Mechanics

Window Mechanics: When an electrical appliance or piece of technology fails to operate and usually due to insane frustration the user is left with no alternative but to throw it from a high window.
Pissed off techie - "My laptop crashed again last night. I tried everything to get it working again. I ended up using Window Mechanics."

Techie2 - "Looks like you're off the computer Store."
by The_Penguin_Terrorist April 3, 2008
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Window cleaners knee

Windows cleaners knee is a myth used by pot heads with low self esteem and not much get up and go.
Don't think I'll work tomorrow I seem to have window cleaners knee
by Carltuk May 19, 2016
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Windows 99

It's a fake OS that (i think so) Verbose the Talking Cat made it (his video: When A Gamer Installs Windows 99), it is an hidden (fake) OS that looks so new, yet it is made from combining 2 old windows versions (Windows 98 and Windows 1.00), It has many bugs and glitches, but also, LORE, and any time you try upgrading or downgrading to something else, it blocks you from doing so, outages cant turn off the computer Windows 99 is in, so basically, Windows 99 is an secret (fake) OS hidden by Microsoft, and it has LORE.
1: Have you seen Windows 99, the Secret hidden OS?
2: I think so, the computer in my basement has it installed after i switched from Windows 1.00 to Windows 98
by Duper NO! December 14, 2023
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Banana Black Window

when a banana throws a banana out of the window during ww1 in the North of Europe And Asia As known as Russia and Russia is a country known for causing WW3 between Ukraine And Russia and the government of Russia Is Vladimir Putin who is 69 years old and the government of Ukraine is Zelensky A country bordering Ukraine is Poland and Poland is a country As well as Australia and Germany
by hi broth March 13, 2022
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Windows Safe Mode

Safe Mode loads basic computer files like The Main Part of the O.S, when you’re computer is infected with spyware/Malware. Entering Safe mode only loads basic drivers. So no Viruses!!!! But you will find all sorts of random strange things like it’s not possible for Regular Computing. And the only games are Microsoft Solitaire And Minesweeper. It can be activated at start up by mashing f4 (Possible Changed to f8)
by NovMan1EP March 7, 2021
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