Hey mom, can i buy a HP - Envy x360 2-in-1 15.6" Touch-Screen Laptop - AMD Ryzen 5-8GB Memory - 256GB SSD - Nightfall Black please?
by DakshTheDucc January 19, 2024
Get the HP - Envy x360 2-in-1 15.6" Touch-Screen Laptop - AMD Ryzen 5-8GB Memory - 256GB SSD - Nightfall Blackmug. I thought school shootings were an INCEL thing 🤔 Hmmm.... I mean... That's not what I said. I said it was constantly being demonized and mocked.
Hym "The guy who is literally fucking the female version of me was talking shit so I'm going to outline the chronology of events. You motherfuckers stuck your finger in my face and twirled it around while saying 'I'm NoT tOuChInG yOu! I'm NoT tOuChInG yOuUuUu!' And then I popped you in the mouth by saying 'And I'm not threatening your kids motherfucker. I'm not going to come in here with a stolen shotgun. I'm not raising an army of hammer clowns' and what did you do? You stuck your finger right back in my face. And what would have happened if I had done something other than this? Huh? You would have said 'Well, clearly I played no role in that. I mean, yeah, he said he would do a thing if I didn't stop but I didn't think he would actually do it! It's not my fault I kept doing the thing I was told would get my kids killed!' I mean seriously. If I told you not to eat something because I KNEW IT WOULD KILL YOU and YOU TOLD ME TO GO FUCK MYSELF, WHOSE FAULT WOULD IT BE THAT YOU DIED? YOURS MOTHERFUCKER."
by Hym Iam March 30, 2023
Get the I'm NoT tOuChInG yOumug. Man everything I've tried working on this week has broken or gotten worse, I really have the Labrador touch.
by Labradortouch1000 January 25, 2024
Get the Labrador touchmug. Touch of the Tiz (n.) a term used to describe minor autistic or Asperger's tendencies in an otherwise normal person; very mild autism.
Person A: "No matter what we're talking about this guy always steers the conversation back to tube amps!"
Person B: "Yeah, he does get extremely fixated on whatever he's into. I think he's got a touch of the tiz.
Person B: "Yeah, he does get extremely fixated on whatever he's into. I think he's got a touch of the tiz.
by EdgarBraintree May 8, 2016
Get the Touch of the tizmug. by I'm a chicken sandwiches May 12, 2022
Get the Touchmug. "His hair looks so soft, I want to Puppy Touch it"
"Wow, look at that blanket, I just Puppy Touched it and it was fantastic"
"Wow, look at that blanket, I just Puppy Touched it and it was fantastic"
by pupl0ver234 February 22, 2010
Get the Puppy Touchmug. by Officer Wag January 10, 2016
Get the Friendly butt touchmug.